Zlatan Ibrahimovic is not a man who lacks self confidence.

The former Sweden striker is 38 on Thursday, and you can guarantee he is ready to celebrate in style.

Now at LA Galaxy, Zlatan is still banging in the goals on the pitch, and talking the talk off it.

Here are 20 quotes – see if you can guess the real ones from the fake ones tweeted from parody account @ZlatanFacts.